Here is my Hedbergian joke of the day:

Car insurance is expensive, and every time you crash your car the insurance company gets to charge you more. I think that computer and software companies should pay product insurance to the consumers, and every time my computer or a program crashes the company gets charged more.

Maybe that is not so much a joke than it is a good idea. Well, how about this then for a laugh. Monica bought that hackneyed deck of cards that has all the pictures of people that the US military tried to capture during the war. As I was looking through them I thought that the idea of putting all these pictures on a deck of cards was really stupid. However, I was surprised to find out that I actually knew one of them (see the previous post for a look at the card). He is still on the loose, so watch your back. I'll be watchin' mine.

Code orange alert in the MKE. 

ps. Yes, Mitch Hedberg was a comedian. Here are my favorite quotes/jokes:

They say that the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that. "Hey, you want some Sprite man?" "Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

I was walking down the street, and I saw a wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait.

Man, I was wondering where that red jacket with the polka-dot lining went?